Laughter is truly the best medicine, and who doesn’t need a good laugh? Whether it’s kids, animals, or life’s quirky moments, these 12 jokes are guaranteed to put a smile on your face.
Looking for a quick chuckle or a laugh-out-loud moment? We’ve got you covered. Sit back, relax, and enjoy this collection of hilarious stories—guaranteed to lighten your day.
The Parrot and the Burglar
Late one night, a burglar snuck into a house, tiptoeing through the living room when suddenly a booming voice froze him in his tracks: “Jesus is watching you!”
Terrified, he froze, then, when silence returned, continued creeping forward.
The voice boomed again: “Jesus is watching you!”
Panicking, the burglar scanned the room and saw a parrot in a cage.
“Was that you?” he asked.
“Yes,” replied the parrot.
Relieved, he asked, “What’s your name?”
“Moses,” the bird said.
“Moses? That’s a dumb name for a parrot. What idiot named you that?”
The parrot squawked, “The same idiot who named the Rottweiler ‘Jesus.’”
Moses’ sharp wit kicks off this wild ride of laughter. Now, let’s jump to a fun mystery by a cemetery that’ll leave you in stitches.
The Nutty Cemetery Mix-Up
Two boys were sitting behind a nut tree near a cemetery fence, dividing a bucket of nuts. Some nuts fell out, rolling toward the fence, but they didn’t pay any attention.
One for you, one for me,” they chanted.
A third boy, cycling by, heard the voices and thought, “It’s Satan and St. Peter dividing souls!” Terrified, he rushed to an old man nearby and convinced him to check it out.
Peering through the fence, they heard, “One for you, one for me…”
The old man whispered, “This is real!”
But then the boys finished and said, “Now let’s grab the ones by the fence.”
The old man made it back to town five minutes ahead of the boy.
These boys sure know how to stir up some laughs! Now, let’s switch gears for a family joke with an unexpected twist.
