Very Drunk Old Woman

Grandma Walks Into a Bar… and Things Get Hilarious! 🍸😂

An elderly lady, feeling a little too festive, stumbles into a bar just before closing time. She wobbles onto a stool and slurs,

“Barbender, barbender, I’d like a Martoutsy.”

The bartender, holding back a chuckle, hands her a Martini instead. She downs it in one gulp and immediately calls out:

“Barbender, I’ll have another Martoutsy!”

Again, he serves her a Martini. By now, she’s leaning heavily forward, barely holding on.

A few minutes later, she waves him over and grumbles:

“Barbender, your Martoutsys are giving me heartburn!”

The bartender sighs, leans in, and says:

“Ma’am, first of all, I’m a bartender, not a ‘barbender.’ Second, you’re drinking Martinis, not ‘Martoutsys.’ And third… that’s not heartburn—your purse is in the ashtray.” 😂🔥