Here are a few hilarious tales that are guaranteed to make you chuckle:
The Coffee Conundrum:
Two old ladies visit their friend Mary. They sit down, chat for a while, and then Mary suddenly says, “Oh, how foolish of me! I haven’t even offered you coffee!” She gets up to brew some.
A while later, Mary exclaims again, “How foolish of me! I haven’t even offered you coffee!” She gets up and makes more coffee.
Half an hour later, the same thing happens—Mary repeats the same line, gets up, and brews more coffee.
Finally, the two ladies get ready to leave, and one says, “Mary’s acting pretty weird, don’t you think?”
The other replies, “Yeah, I was thinking the same thing… all this time, she didn’t even offer us coffee!”
The first one looks at her, shocked: “What? You went to see Mary, and she didn’t even invite me?!”
The Baby Surprise:
After the latest advancements in fertility technology, a 65-year-old woman successfully gave birth. Her relatives, eager to meet the new baby, came to visit.
One asks, “May we see the baby?”
“Not yet,” replies the mother. “I’ll make coffee first, then we’ll visit.”
After half an hour, they ask again, “Can we see the baby now?”
“Not yet,” says the mother.
Another 10 minutes later, the question comes up again, “When can we see the baby?”
