Here’s a collection of funny stories that will have you chuckling all day. Ready? Let’s dive in!
The Farting Dilemma:
A 90-year-old woman walks into the doctor’s office. She says, “Doctor, I can’t stop farting! They don’t smell and they’re silent, but it’s driving me crazy!”
The doctor gives her some pills and says, “Take these every day and come back in a week.”
A week later, the woman returns, complaining, “Doctor, you’ve made it worse! Now they smell!”
The doctor, looking confused, asks, “Well, how’s your hearing?”
A Bus Ride to Remember:
I was sitting on the bus next to a well-dressed lady with a delightful fragrance. After a few moments, I nervously asked her, “Excuse me, ma’am, what’s the name of your perfume? I’d love to buy some for my wife.”
The lady replies, “It’s Chanel, from Paris.”
About ten minutes later, I felt a little gas building up in my stomach, so I quietly let it out. A few moments later, the lady says, “Oh my God, what’s that smell?”
I casually respond, “Garlic, ma’am. I’m from Gilroy, California.”
A Restaurant Disaster:
A young lady is waiting for her date in a fancy restaurant, trying to look her best. She feels a little bloated and fears passing gas before he arrives.
She finally lets one slip but quickly covers it up with a fake cough. When her date is still nowhere to be seen, she reaches down for her mirror, and—oops—another loud fart escapes just as the waiter walks by.
Embarrassed, she sits up, red-faced, and demands, “Stop that!”
The waiter looks at her dryly and responds, “Certainly, madam. Which way was it headed?”
