Be Careful What You Wish For
A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 35th anniversary at a charming little restaurant. The candlelight flickered, the wine flowed, and just as they were reminiscing about their years together, poof!—a tiny, dazzling fairy appeared on their table.
“For being such a devoted couple and staying faithful all these years, I will grant you each one wish,” the fairy announced.
The wife’s eyes sparkled. “I’d love to travel the world with my darling husband!”
With a wave of her wand—abracadabra!—two first-class tickets for a luxury cruise appeared in her hands.
Now it was the husband’s turn. He paused, thinking carefully. Finally, he said, “Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only comes once in a lifetime. So… I’d like a wife 30 years younger than me.”
The fairy and the wife exchanged glances, both visibly disappointed. But a wish is a wish…
With a twirl of her wand—abracadabra!—the husband was suddenly 92 years old.
Late-Night Romance… or Something Like That
An elderly couple was settling into bed for the night when the wife suddenly turned to her husband and sighed.
“Remember when we were newlyweds? You used to hold my hand before we fell asleep.”
The old man grumbled but reached out and held her hand.
A few moments later, she added, “And then you would kiss me goodnight.”
Slightly annoyed, he leaned over and gave her a quick peck on the cheek.
Just as he was finally drifting off, she whispered, “And then… you would nibble on my neck.”
With that, the old man threw off the blankets, got up, and started walking away.
“Where are you going?” his wife asked.
“To get my damn teeth!”
😂 Hope that gave you a good laugh! Have a great day!
