Three mischievous old grannies were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home when an old grandpa walked by. One of the grandmas called out, “We bet we can guess exactly how old you are!”
The old man chuckled and replied, “No way you can guess, you old fools.”
One of the grandmas grinned and said, “Oh, we can! Just drop your pants and underpants, and we’ll know your exact age!”
Slightly embarrassed but eager to prove them wrong, the old man dropped his drawers. The grandmas told him to turn around a couple of times and jump up and down several times.
Then, with all three grannies grinning from ear to ear, they shouted, “You’re 87 years old!”
The old man stood there, pants around his ankles, utterly confused. “How did you guess?” he asked.
The three old ladies slapped their knees and laughed, then shouted in unison, “We were at your birthday party yesterday!”
😂 Talk about a birthday surprise!
Grandma and Her Boyfriend
One day, a curious 5-year-old girl went to visit her grandmother. While playing with her toys in the bedroom, the little one looked up at Grandma, who was busy dusting, and asked, “Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend?”
Grandma smiled and replied, “Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my room all day, and the TV evangelists make me feel so good. The comedies make me laugh—I’m really happy with my TV.”
Just then, Grandma turned on the TV, but the reception was terrible. She began adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture right.
Frustrated, she started banging on the back of the TV, hoping to fix it.
At that moment, the little girl heard the doorbell ring, so she hurried to open it and found a man standing there.
“Hello, little girl. Is your grandmother at home?” the man asked.
The girl cheerfully responded, “Yes, but she’s in the bedroom hitting her boyfriend!”
😂 Kids say the funniest things! Their innocent explanations always lead to hilarious moments!
