An elderly man calls his son and says, “Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough.”
“Dad, what are you talking about?” the son screams in disbelief.
“We can’t stand the sight of each other anymore,” he replies. “I’m sick of her face, and I’m tired of talking about it. Call your sister and tell her.”
With that, he hangs up, leaving the son in total shock.
Worried, the son immediately calls his sister.
Her response? “No way they’re getting divorced!”
She rushes to call their father. “You’re not getting divorced! Don’t do anything. The two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, don’t call a lawyer, don’t file any papers. Do you hear me?” She hangs up.
The old man turns to his wife and says, “Okay, they’re both coming for Christmas… and paying for their own airfare.”
😂 Talk about a family Christmas surprise!
The Elderly Couple Who Share Everything – Including the Punchline!
An elderly couple walks into a restaurant and orders a single meal: a hamburger, fries, and one drink.
When the meal arrives, the man cuts the hamburger in half and places one half in front of his wife. He does the same with the fries and places the drink between them. They both take sips, sharing everything.
A nearby man, noticing this, approaches them and offers to buy them another meal. The elderly man politely refuses, saying, “No, thank you. We’re used to sharing everything.”
The man watches for a bit longer and offers to buy them another drink. The elderly man again declines, saying, “We share everything.”
Finally, when the husband finishes his meal, the curious man can’t hold back and approaches the wife. “Why are you just sitting there waiting for him to eat?” he asks.
The wife looks up and says, “I’m waiting for the TEETH.”
😂 Now that’s sharing at its finest! I bet he didn’t expect that answer!
