An Elderly lady Was Somewhat Lonely

An elderly lady, feeling a bit lonely, decided she needed a pet for some company. So, off to the pet shop she went, browsing the options. Nothing caught her eye—until she spotted an ugly little frog.

As she walked by his barrel, the frog winked at her and whispered, “I’m lonely too, buy me, and you won’t regret it.”

Figuring she had nothing to lose, the lady decided to buy him and headed to her car.

On the way home, the frog whispered again, “Kiss me, and you won’t be sorry.”

Thinking, “Why not?” she kissed the frog.

Suddenly, the frog transformed into a handsome young prince! He kissed her back, and then… well, here’s the twist.

The old lady didn’t turn into a princess—she turned into the first motel she could find!

Hey, she’s old, not dead!