During a sermon, a husband gently nudges his wife awake just as the preacher asks, “Who led the Israelites out of Egypt?” Groggily, she blurts out, “The Almighty!” before drifting back to sleep.
A few minutes later, he pokes her again when the preacher asks, “Who sacrificed for the forgiveness of sins?” She mumbles, “Jesus Christ!” and immediately nods off again.
Finally, when the preacher asks, “What did Eve say to Adam after their last child was born?” the husband tries once more. This time, the wife, now wide awake, glares at him and snaps, “Touch me again, and I’ll break it in half!”