The Old Man, the Bikers, and the Big Surprise
An old man sat quietly eating at a truck stop diner when three bikers walked in. The first biker sauntered up to the man, stuck his cigarette right into the old man’s pie, and then plopped down at the counter.
The second biker leaned over, spat into the man’s milk, and took a seat. The third biker didn’t say a word—he just flipped the old man’s plate over and joined the others at the counter.
The crowd in the diner was stunned, but the old man didn’t flinch. Without a word, he calmly stood up, left the diner, and walked out.
A few minutes later, one of the bikers leaned over to the waitress and said, “Not much of a man, huh?”
The waitress, with a sly grin, replied, “Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his rig over your three motorcycles.”
LOL!!
The Old Man and the Pawn Shop Guitar
An old man walks into a pawn shop, carrying an old guitar that’s seen better days. He approaches the counter and asks, “What do you think this is worth?”
The pawnbroker looks it over carefully, then shrugs. “Well, it’s clearly seen a lot of use. The neck’s warped, the lacquer’s worn off, and it’s got scratches all over it. Honestly, I’d say it’s worth about twenty bucks.”
The old man extends his hand. “Okay, deal.”
“Great!” the pawnbroker replies, shaking his hand.
“Here’s twenty bucks,” says the old man, pulling the cash out of his pocket.
The pawnbroker is stunned. “Wait… buy it? You’re not selling it?”
The old man grins, flips the guitar over to reveal a price tag of $150, and says, “Now that I’ve got your expert opinion, twenty bucks seems like a steal!”
Hope that hits the mark!
