Hilarious Tech Troubles and Relationship Theories You Won’t Want to Miss!
The Tech Support Call Gone Wrong
A user calls for tech support, and the technician is ready to help… or so he thinks.
User: My internet isn’t working properly.
Technician: Okay, double click on “My Computer.”
User: I can’t see your computer.
Technician: No, no, click on “My Computer” on your computer.
User: How can I click on your computer from my computer?
Technician: Listen… There’s an icon called “My Computer” on your screen. Double click it.
User: What the heck is your computer doing on my computer?
Technician: Double click on your computer.
User: On which icon?
Technician: “My Computer.”
User: Oh, you idiot! Tell me where your office is! I’ll come there and click on your computer! 😂
Wives, Girlfriends, and the Ultimate Answer
Three professionals—a physicist, a mathematician, and a computer scientist—debate what’s better: a wife or a girlfriend.
The Physicist: “A girlfriend. You still have freedom to experiment.”
The Mathematician: “A wife. You have security.”
The Computer Scientist: “Both. When I’m not with my wife, she thinks I’m with my girlfriend. When I’m with my girlfriend, she thinks I’m with my wife. And when I’m with my computer? Well, no one bothers me!” 😄
The Guy Who Was Forgetting Birthdays…
A guy, tired of forgetting birthdays and anniversaries, decides to get a software program to help him keep track. After several failed attempts at finding the right program, he finally walks into a store where the clerk seems like a pro.
Guy: “Can you recommend something that will remind me of birthdays and anniversaries?”
Clerk: “Have you tried a wife?” 😆
The Engineering Students and the Bike
Two engineering students are biking across campus when one says, “Where did you get such a great bike?”
Second Student: “Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes, and said, ‘Take what you want.’”
First Student: “Good choice—her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you anyway!” 😜
These jokes are guaranteed to give you a good laugh! Whether it’s tech support gone wrong, relationship theories, or funny encounters, these stories are sure to brighten your day. Share them with your friends for some extra laughs!
