An elderly man visits his doctor for a routine check-up. After the exam, the doctor says, “You’re in great shape! Any concerns you’d like to discuss?”
“Well, actually, yes,” the man replies. “After I’m intimate with my wife the first time, I’m hot and sweaty. But after the second time, I’m cold and chilly. What’s up with that?”
Curious, the doctor examines the man’s wife. “You’re in excellent health,” he tells her. “But your husband mentioned something odd—he says he’s hot and sweaty after your first time together and cold and chilly after the second. Any idea why?”
The wife rolls her eyes and laughs. “Oh, that old fool! The first time is in August, and the second time is in January!”