1. The Priest, The Nun, and a Missed Opportunity
A priest offered a nun a ride. As she got in, she crossed her legs, revealing a bit of her thigh. The priest nearly swerved off the road.
Trying to focus, he kept driving… but his hand “accidentally” brushed her leg.
“Father,” the nun said, “remember Psalm 129?”
The priest quickly pulled his hand away, embarrassed. But a few minutes later, he couldn’t resist and let his hand wander again.
“Father,” the nun repeated, “remember Psalm 129?”
Ashamed, the priest apologized. “Forgive me, sister… the flesh is weak.”
When they reached the convent, the nun sighed and walked inside.
Curious, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It read:
“Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.”
Moral of the story: If you don’t know your job well, you might miss a golden opportunity. 😆
2. Little Johnny and the Priest
Little Johnny was dragging his red wagon up a hill, struggling. “This damn thing is so heavy!” he grumbled.
A priest overheard him. “Son, you shouldn’t swear. God hears you—He’s everywhere. He’s in the church, on the sidewalk… even in your wagon!”
Johnny paused, looked at his wagon, then back at the priest.
“Well, tell Him to get the hell out and start pulling!” 🤣
3. Luigi’s Secret to 50 Years of Marriage
At a church seminar, the priest asked Luigi, a man celebrating his 50th wedding anniversary, for his secret.
“Well,” Luigi said, “I’ve treated her nice, spent money on her, and best of all… I took her to Italy for our 20th anniversary.”
The priest was impressed. “That’s amazing, Luigi! So what are you planning for your 50th?”
Luigi smiled proudly. “I’m gonna go get her.” 😳😂
4. Romi’s Sister Thinks She’s a… What?!
Romi rushed to the doctor, panicked.
Romi: “Doctor, my sister thinks she’s an elevator.”
Doctor: “Bring her in.”
Romi: “I can’t.”
Doctor: “Why not?”
Romi: “She doesn’t stop at this floor.” 🚪🔼😂
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