The Duck Rule in Heaven 🦆
Three guys die in an accident and arrive at the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter greets them with a single rule:
💬 **”Welcome to heaven. Just one thing—DO NOT STEP ON THE DUCKS!”
Sounds easy enough, right? Wrong. Heaven is crawling with ducks. Everywhere. It’s impossible to move without almost stepping on one.
Before long, the first guy accidentally steps on a duck.
🚨 BAM! St. Peter appears—dragging along the ugliest woman imaginable.
💬 “Your punishment for stepping on a duck is spending eternity chained to her,” he says, locking them together.
The second guy is extra careful… but sure enough, he slips up too.
🚨 BAM! St. Peter appears again, bringing another horrifically ugly woman.
The third guy, having learned his lesson, is ridiculously careful. He spends months stepping like a ninja, making sure he never touches a single duck.
Then one day, out of nowhere, St. Peter shows up—this time with the most gorgeous woman he’s ever seen. She’s tall, tan, curvy, and absolutely stunning.
Without saying a word, St. Peter chains them together.
The guy is thrilled but totally confused.
💬 “Wow! What did I do to deserve this?” he asks.
The woman sighs and says,
💬 “I don’t know about you… but I stepped on a duck.” 😆
The Genie’s 3 Wishes Gone Wrong 🧞
An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scotsman are walking along a beach when they stumble upon a magic lamp.
Out pops a Genie who says,
💬 “You each get one wish.”
☘ The Scotsman: “My family has been fishermen for generations. I want the oceans to be filled with fish forever!”
✨ POOF! The oceans overflow with fish.
🇬🇧 The Englishman: “I want a massive wall around England so no one can get in or out!”
✨ POOF! A 150-foot-high, 50-foot-thick wall completely surrounds England.
☘ The Irishman: “Tell me more about this wall.”
💬 The Genie: “It’s completely sealed—nothing can get in or out.”
The Irishman grins and says,
💬 “Great. Now… FILL IT WITH WATER.” 😂
