
An elderly couple strolled back into a Mercedes dealership, their eyes set on the luxury car they had been saving up for.
But as they approached, their hearts sank—the car they wanted was no longer on display.
The elderly man walked up to the grinning salesman and said, “I thought you promised to hold that car until we raised the $75,000 asking price?”
The salesman’s smile widened as he gestured toward a glamorous young woman across the showroom. “Well, what can I say? She just bought it—for $65,000, in fact.”
The old man’s brow furrowed. “$65,000? You told us there were no discounts on that model!”
The salesman smirked and shrugged. “She had the cash ready, and just look at her. How could I say no?”
Before the elderly couple could respond, the young woman sauntered over to them, her heels clicking confidently on the polished floor. She held out the keys to the car with a sly grin.
“There you go,” she said, handing them to the elderly man. “I told you I could get this joker to drop the price.”
She winked and added, “See you later, Grandpa.”
With that, she turned and walked away, leaving the salesman completely stunned and the elderly couple smiling triumphantly.
Moral of the story? Never mess with the wisdom and wits of the elderly!