There was once a sheep farmer who needed help

🐑 “Sheep Fries” – A Culinary Misunderstanding

A sheep farmer needed help with the not-so-pleasant job of castrating some rams. So, he hired a hardworking Frenchman who didn’t speak much English—but he got the job done.

After the first day, as the Frenchman went to toss out the “leftovers,” the farmer quickly stopped him.
“Whoa, hold up! Don’t throw those away—my wife fries them up. We call ’em ‘sheep fries.’ Delicious!”

That night, the Frenchman joined them for dinner and was surprised to find out… they were pretty tasty.

The next day? Same deal. More sheep, more fries, more satisfied chewing.

But on day three, when the Frenchman didn’t show up for dinner, the farmer asked his wife what happened.

She shrugged and said, “I told him since there weren’t many sheep fries today, I’d also make French fries.”

He hasn’t been seen since.

🏝️ “Man’s Best Friend… or Worst Wingman?”

A castaway is stranded on an island with only a sheep and a loyal dog.

After a few months of solitude, the sheep starts looking… appealing.

But every time the man makes a move, the dog growls and blocks him.

So he gets clever—distracts the dog with food and runs back. But the dog’s already there, still growling.

He tries tying the dog to a tree. The dog chews through the rope and beats him back again.

One day, a stunning woman in a wetsuit washes ashore.

She says, “You poor man, is there anything I can do for you?”

The man’s eyes light up. “Yes,” he says. “Could you take the dog for a walk?”

🗞️ “Still Want to Be Rescued?”

After years marooned on a desert island, a man finally sees a rescue boat.

A uniformed officer comes ashore, hands him a stack of newspapers, and says,

“Our captain wants you to read these first… and let us know if you still want to be rescued.”