An executive was interviewing a nervous young blonde for a position at his company. Wanting to get a feel for her personality, he asked:
? “If you could have a conversation with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?”
Without missing a beat, she confidently replied:
? “The living one.”
Well… she’s not wrong! ?
How would YOU answer this question? Drop your response in the comments! ⬇️
Emergency Call Gone Wrong ??
A man calls the hospital, his voice frantic:
?️ “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!”
The doctor, staying calm, asks:
?⚕️ “Is this her first child?”
The man yells back:
? “No, you idiot! This is her husband!”
??? Some people really need a moment to think before they speak!
Tag a friend who’d totally say something like this!
