A bonde was interviewed

An executive was interviewing a nervous young blonde for a position at his company. Wanting to get a feel for her personality, he asked:

💬 “If you could have a conversation with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?”

Without missing a beat, she confidently replied:

👉 “The living one.”

Well… she’s not wrong! 😂

How would YOU answer this question? Drop your response in the comments! ⬇️


Emergency Call Gone Wrong 🚑📞

A man calls the hospital, his voice frantic:

🗣️ “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!”

The doctor, staying calm, asks:

👨‍⚕️ “Is this her first child?”

The man yells back:

😡 “No, you idiot! This is her husband!

😂😂😂 Some people really need a moment to think before they speak!

Tag a friend who’d totally say something like this!