Here’s a fun one for you: A doctor and a taxi driver are both in love with the same woman, Helen.
Before the taxi driver leaves on a week-long trip, he gives Helen seven apples. But why?
Think you’ve figured it out? Scroll down for the answer…
ANSWER: Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away!
What do you think? Did you get it right? Let us know if you solved this tricky riddle—because we sure didn’t!
The Sunday School Surprise
So, I matched with someone on a dating app who didn’t have a profile picture. Desperate for something different, I thought, “Why not take a chance?”
When we met, I was floored. She was 5’2″, with baby blue eyes, strawberry blonde hair, and all the right curves. Totally not what I expected.
Naturally, I asked her what she did for a living. She said, “I teach Sunday school.”
I’d never dated a Christian girl before, but hey, I was intrigued. On the drive to dinner, I lit a cigarette and asked if she wanted one.
“Oh, heavens no,” she replied, “What would I tell my Sunday school children?”
Fair enough, I thought. Different strokes for different folks.
At the restaurant, I ordered steak, she got lobster, and I chose the second-most expensive bottle of wine. When the wine arrived, she declined a glass.
“You don’t drink?” I asked, surprised.
She shook her head. “Oh, heavens no, what would I tell my Sunday school children?”
The dinner went great, but I still couldn’t figure her out. On the drive back, I passed a cheap motel and thought, “Why not take a chance?”
“Want to get a room and fool around?” I asked, nervously.
She winked and said, “I thought you’d never ask!”
I was totally shocked. “Really? What are you going to tell your Sunday school children about this?”
With a mischievous grin, she replied, “The same thing I tell them every week: You don’t have to smoke or drink to have a good time!”
Hope that gave you a good laugh! Dating can be a wild ride, but sometimes the misadventures are the most fun.
