A newlywed couple had just returned from their honeymoon, and the young bride was eager to call her mom, who lived a couple of hours away. “How did everything go?” her mom asked, excited to hear about their romantic getaway.
The bride sighed deeply and began, “Oh, mother, the honeymoon was amazing! It was so romantic, and we had the best time. But on our way back, Andy started using these awful words—things I’d never heard before. They were terrible four-letter words. You’ve got to come get me and take me home. Please, Mother!” she cried, her voice full of distress.
Her mom, clearly concerned, asked, “But honey, what four-letter words are you talking about?”
The bride hesitated, sobbing, “I can’t tell you, mother, they’re just too awful! Please, come get me!”
