A lady strolls into an upscale jewelry store, admiring the sparkling displays. She spots a stunning diamond bracelet and moves in for a closer look.
As she leans in, she accidentally lets out a little… well, noise. Mortified, she quickly scans the area, praying no one noticed. The last thing she needs is for a salesperson to show up at that moment.
And, of course, as luck would have it, right as she turns around, there stands a salesman—cool, calm, and perfectly professional.
“Good day, Madam! How may we assist you today?” he asks.
Flushed with embarrassment, she tries to act normal and asks, “What’s the price of this lovely bracelet?”
With a perfectly straight face, the salesman replies, “Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you’re going to really lose your breath when I tell you the price!”
