A man and a woman, complete strangers, find themselves sharing a sleeping car on a train. After some awkward silence, they settle in: the man takes the top bunk, and the woman claims the bottom.
In the dead of night, the man wakes the woman with a soft nudge. “Sorry to bother you, but I’m freezing. Do you mind grabbing me an extra blanket?”
The woman, with a mischievous grin, replies, “I’ve got a better idea. Just for tonight, let’s pretend we’re married.”
The man, thrilled, responds, “Sure! That sounds awesome!”
She smirks, “Good… now get your own blanket!”
A blonde wife returns home from her first day commuting into the city. Her husband notices she looks a bit off and asks, “Honey, are you okay?”
“I’m not feeling great,” she admits. “I got so nauseous from sitting backward on the train.”
“Aw, sweetie, why didn’t you ask someone to switch seats with you?”
She shakes her head, “I couldn’t—there was no one there.”
Lady: “Is this my train?”
Station Master: “No, it belongs to the Railway Company.”
Lady (impatiently): “I’m not asking for the owner’s name! I mean, can I take this train to New Delhi?”
Station Master: “No, madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.”
A blonde guy and a brunette girl are happily married, expecting their first child. When the wife starts having contractions, the husband rushes her to the hospital.
He holds her hand as she goes through labor. Hours later, they’re both stunned to see two baby boys.
The husband, visibly upset, turns to her and snaps, “Okay, who’s the other father?!”
Two little boys—one blonde, one brunette—are arguing about whose dad could beat the other’s in a fight.
The brunette proudly declares, “My dad’s way stronger than yours.”
The blonde counters, “Maybe. But my mom is way better than yours.”
The brunette grins, “That’s what my dad says!”
