A man comes home from work to find his three kids outside, still in their pajamas, covered in mud. Empty food boxes and wrappers are scattered all over the yard. The front door is wide open, the door to his wife’s car is hanging open, and there’s no sign of the dog.
He steps inside and is hit with an even bigger mess. A lamp’s knocked over, and the rug is crumpled up in one corner. The TV is blaring cartoons in the front room, and the family room is a sea of toys and random clothes.
He heads into the kitchen and sees dishes piled high in the sink, breakfast food spilled across the counter, the fridge wide open, dog food scattered on the floor, and a broken glass under the table. Oh, and there’s a small pile of sand by the back door.
Worried, he rushes upstairs, stepping over more toys and piles of clothes, searching for his wife. He’s starting to get concerned—maybe she’s sick, or something’s gone terribly wrong.
As he approaches the bathroom, he sees a small trickle of water leaking out from under the door. He opens it and finds wet towels, soap scum, and more toys scattered all over the floor.
“Hey, what’s going on here?” he asks, exasperated.
His wife, sitting on the bed with a calm smile, looks up and simply says, “Yes?”
He stares at her in disbelief. “Did you see this mess?”
She shrugs nonchalantly. “Well, I didn’t do it today.”
LOL! 😂
Hope that gave you a good laugh! Have a great day!
