A man named Jack walks into Bob’s Stables to buy a new horse.
“Listen here,” says Bob, the owner.
“I have exactly the horse you are looking for. The only thing is he was trained by an interesting guy. He doesn’t stop and goes the usual way. The way to get him to stop is to yell ‘HEY HEY!’, and the way to get him to go is by yelling ‘Thank God!’”
Jack nodded his head. “Fine with me. Can I take him for a test run?”
Bob agrees.
A few minutes later, Jack is having the time of his life, thinking to himself that the horse sure could run fast.
As he speeds down a dirt road, he panics as he realizes there’s a cliff-edge fast approaching.
“Stop!” Jack shouts, to no avail.
He remembers what he has to say to make the horse stop just five feet from the edge and yells: “HEY HEY!”
The horse skids to a halt, with just an inch to spare before a sheer drop of hundreds of feet.
Breathless, Jack looks over the cliff edge in disbelief at his good fortune.
He looks up to the sky, raises his hands in the air, and breathes a deep sigh of relief.
“Oh,” he says, relieved. “Thank God!”
A Guy Buys A Horse From A Farm.
One sunny morning, Tom drove his pickup past a farm. A beautiful chestnut horse in the field caught his eye. Enchanted, he stopped.
Finding the farmer, Mr. Johnson, mending a fence.
Tom said, “I’ll pay $500 for that horse.”
Mr. Johnson looked up and replied, “Sorry, he’s not for sale. He’s not in good shape.”
Tom thought the horse seemed fine and upped his offer. “I’ll give 1,000.”
But Mr.Johnson refused again.
Finally,Tom offered 1,500.
Mr. Johnson sighed, “If you’re so set, he’s yours.”
Tom bought the horse and took it home. The next day, fuming, he returned. “You cheated me! The horse is blind!” he yelled at Mr. Johnson. Mr. Johnson calmly responded, “I told you he wasn’t in good shape, didn’t I?”
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