🍺 The Bar Experience
A frustrated wife was tired of her husband spending all his free time at the bar. One night, he decided to bring her along.
“What’ll you have?” he asked.
“I don’t know… same as you, I guess,” she replied.
He ordered a beer and downed it in one shot. She took a sip, gagged, and spat it out. “Ugh! That’s disgusting! How do you drink this stuff?!”
With a grin, he said, “And you think I’m out here having fun every night!”
🥚 The Grocery Mishap
A wife sent her husband to the store with simple instructions:
“Get a carton of milk. And if they have eggs, get six.”
He came back with six cartons of milk.
Confused, she asked, “Why on earth did you buy so much milk?!”
He shrugged. “They had eggs.” 🤦♀️
