The Funniest Army Physical Ever 🐰🦊🐻
A rabbit, a fox, and a bear are drafted into the army—and none of them are thrilled. Their only hope? Flunking the medical exam.
While waiting nervously in line, the rabbit hatches a desperate plan.
“Fox,” he whispers, “bite off my ear!”
The fox shrugs and chomps it off.
The rabbit limps into the exam room… and comes out grinning.
“Rejected! Can’t hear the enemy with one ear!”
The fox, impressed, turns to the bear.
“Rip off my tail!”
WHACK! The bear obliges.
Fox strolls into the exam room, tail-less.
He returns minutes later, beaming.
“Rejected! Can’t sneak without my tail!”
Now it’s the bear’s turn.
“Guys,” he pleads, “knock out all my teeth. A bear without teeth isn’t scary!”
With a grimace, the rabbit and fox go to work. SMACK! POW!
The bear finally enters, face swollen, mouth toothless.
A minute later, he stumbles out.
“Reje… Rejected!” he mumbles.
“Because of your teeth, right?” the others ask.
The bear sighs.
“…No. Too fat.” 😂
