A Little Midnight Humor Between a Husband and Wife
A husband and wife were peacefully sleeping when, in the middle of the night, the husband let out a loud fart. The next morning, he looked at his wife and said, “You won’t believe it! Last night, I dreamt I bought a Mercedes!”
His wife, not missing a beat, replied, “That’s right—and you tooted for me!”
15 Years of Marriage: Husband’s Sweet (and Not-So-Sweet) Compliment
After 15 years of marriage, the wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her thoughtfully, without blinking, and said, “ABCDEFGHIJK.”
She raised an eyebrow and asked, “What does that mean?”
He grinned and said, “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous, and Hot!!!”
She smiled, flattered, and asked, “Aww, so sweet! And what about IJK?”
He smirked, “I’m Just Kidding!”
Husband sent a text to his wife
One evening, the husband sent a text to his wife: “Hi Honey! I’ll be late tonight. Please make sure you wash all my dirty clothes and prepare my favorite dish before I get home.”
A few minutes later, he sent another text: “Oh, and I forgot to mention—I got a salary increase, and at the end of the month, I’m getting you a brand-new car!”
His wife quickly replied, “OMG, really?”
He responded, “No, I just wanted to make sure you got my first message.”
LOL!!
