She Thought She Caught Him Red-Handed… But Then She Read the Note!
A woman, fed up with her husband coming home late night after night, decided to teach him a lesson. She left a dramatic note:
“I’ve had enough. I’m leaving you. Don’t bother looking for me.”
Then she hid under the bed, ready to catch his reaction.
Minutes later, he walked in, found the note… and started smiling.
She watched in horror as he scribbled something back, picked up his phone, and said sweetly,
“Finally! I’m free. I’m on my way — wear that special little nightie!”
Heartbroken, furious, and shaking, she waited for him to leave.
Tears streaming down her face, she crawled out and grabbed the note…
And what did it say?
“I can see your feet. Out of bread. Back in 5 minutes.”
Moral of the story: Maybe don’t hide under the bed next time. ?
Bonus Joke:
When a wealthy man died and left a complicated will, a 6th-grade teacher asked her class:
“Who gets what?”
After a long silence, one kid raised his hand and said…
“A lawyer!” ?
