A highway patrol officer in Arizona pulls over an older guy on a Harley for speeding. He asks the man his name.
“Fred,” the biker replies.
“Fred what?” the officer asks, curious.
“Just Fred,” says the old man.
The officer, in a good mood, decides to give the biker a break and thinks he might let him off with just a warning instead of a ticket. But then, the officer presses him for his last name.
“Well,” the old man says, “I used to have a last name, but I lost it.”
The officer, thinking this might be some sort of joke, decides to play along.
“Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?”
The old biker smiles and says, “It’s a long story, so bear with me. I was born Fred Johnson. I studied hard, got good grades, and eventually decided I wanted to be a doctor. So I went through college, med school, internship, residency, and got my degree. I was Fred Johnson, MD. But then I got bored with being a doctor, so I decided to switch careers and become a dentist. I went back to school, got my DDS, and I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS.”
The officer raises an eyebrow but keeps listening.
“But after a while,” the biker continues, “I got bored with dentistry, too, so I started messing around with my assistant, and guess what? She gave me VD. So now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.”
The officer is starting to think this guy is nuts but stays quiet.
“Of course, the ADA found out about the VD and took away my DDS. So now I was just Fred Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out the ADA took away my DDS because of the VD, and they took away my MD. So now I was just Fred Johnson, with VD. But then, the VD took away my Johnson, so now… I’m just Fred.”
The officer walks away, tears of laughter in his eyes.
The Wedding Day Surprise – Another Classic!
A police officer pulls over a man speeding down Main Street in a small town. The man immediately starts pleading, “But officer, I can explain!”
The officer snaps, “Just be quiet. You’re going to jail until the chief gets back.”
“But officer, I just want to tell you…” the man tries again.
