An elderly couple was struggling to remember things, so they visited a doctor.
The doctor advised, “Start writing things down to help you remember.”
That night, the wife said, “Honey, I’d love some ice cream. Can you grab me some from the kitchen?”
Her husband nodded. “Of course.”
She added, “Write it down so you don’t forget!”
“I don’t need to write it down,” he scoffed. “You want ice cream.”
“I also want strawberries on top. Write it down!” she insisted.
“I won’t forget,” he huffed.
“And whipped cream! Please write it down!”
“Ice cream, strawberries, whipped cream. Got it.” He stormed off to the kitchen.
Twenty minutes later, he returned and proudly handed her a plate of scrambled eggs and bacon.
She glared at him. “I TOLD you to write it down! Where’s my toast?!” 🤦♀️😂
Hearing Test Gone Wrong
An elderly man suspected his wife was losing her hearing, but she refused to get tested.
Determined to prove a point, he came up with a plan.
Standing upstairs, he yelled: “Honey, what’s for dinner?”
No response.
He moved downstairs. “Honey, what’s for dinner?”
Still silence.
From the living room, he tried again. “Honey, what’s for dinner?”
Nothing.
Frustrated, he walked right up behind her in the kitchen and shouted, “HONEY! WHAT’S FOR DINNER?!”
She spun around, hands on her hips. “For the hundredth time, AL… CHICKEN!!!” 🍗😂
Hope this gave you a laugh! Have a great day! 😆🎉
