An elderly woman entered a supermarket and started tossing frozen vegetables onto the floor.
he manager, noticing the mess, walked over and asked if he could assist her.
“I’m looking for broccoli,” she said.
The manager informed her that they were out of stock, and she left.
An hour later, she returned and began throwing frozen veggies onto the floor again. The manager, now frustrated, asked if he could help.
“I’m looking for broccoli,” she repeated.
He told her once again that they were out of stock.
Fifteen minutes before closing time, she came back to the frozen veggie section, and as she was about to start tossing more items, the increasingly irritated manager walked up and asked, “Can I help you?”
“I’m looking for broccoli,” she answered.
In an attempt to keep things light, the manager asked, “Madam, can you spell ‘dog’ in Dogmore?”
She replied, “D-O-G.”
“Very good,” he said. “Now, can you spell ‘cat’ in Catsdelight?”
“Sure,” she said. “C-A-T.”
“Great! Now, can you spell the letter ‘F’ in broccoli?”
The woman looked puzzled. “There’s no ‘F’ in broccoli.”
“Exactly!” the manager exclaimed. “I’ve been trying to tell you that all day!!”
LOL!!
Hope this gave you a good laugh! Have a fantastic day!
