An Old Woman Received A Friend
Yesterday I received a friend request from an attractive young man, about 19-20 years old.
I was curious. I wanted to know why someone so young would want to be my FB friend.
So I accepted it. Then he started sending me private messages.
He called me beautiful. He asked my age.
I’m not a liar so I told him and reminded him that I’m quite a bit his senior.
And I let him talk a bit cuz (truth be told) flattery ain’t all bad. We kept chatting for a while and within a short time, he asked if we could talk about ‘adult things’.
I said okay.
Then he said, “Thank you, baby, you start.”
So I did! I told him adult things like I have arthritis and my knees and how it hurts badly.
My back acts up when it is cold outside.
I explained that I have crazy insomnia. And I didn’t forget to tell him that I have a pacemaker.
And of course, I told him about the laxatives. I can’t forget that.
I also did not forget to tell him that I have good-quality dentures.
I was as honest as I could be about ‘ADULT THINGS’ but I don’t understand why he blocked me!
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
