An elderly couple was lying in bed one night.
The husband was drifting off to sleep, but his wife was feeling nostalgic.
“You used to hold my hand when we were dating,” she whispered.
Sighing, he reached over, gave her hand a quick squeeze, and rolled back over.
A few moments later, she added, “And you used to kiss me.”
Grumbling, he leaned in and gave her a quick peck on the cheek.
“And you used to nibble my neck,” she said wistfully.
At that, the husband threw back the covers and stomped out of bed.
“Where are you going?” she asked.
“To get my teeth!”
Is the Coast Clear?
A married couple was fast asleep when the phone rang at 3 AM.
The wife groggily picked up, listened for a moment, then snapped, “How should I know? We’re 200 miles inland!” and slammed the phone down.
Her husband blinked awake. “Who was that?”
She huffed, “Some idiot asking if the coast is clear.”
