“No, not yet,” she answers.
Impatient now, they ask, “Well, when can we see the baby?”
“WHEN HE CRIES!” she snaps.
“Why do we have to wait until he cries?”
“Because I forgot where I put him, okay?”
The Texas Lady and the Vacuum Cleaner:
A little old Texas lady answers the door to find a young man with a vacuum cleaner.
“Good morning!” says the young man. “If I could take a couple of minutes, I’d love to show you the latest, high-powered vacuum cleaner, straight from California!”
The old lady snaps back, “Go away! I don’t have money for things like that!” and begins to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedges his foot in the door, shoves it wide open, and says, “Wait! At least give me a chance to demonstrate it!”
With that, he dumps a bucket of horse manure all over her carpet and says, “If this vacuum doesn’t clean up every trace of this mess, I’ll eat the rest of it, cross my heart!”
The old lady steps back, eyes wide, and says, “Wait here while I grab a spoon. I hope you’ve got a good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning.”
These classic jokes never get old! I hope they brought a smile to your face. Share them with your friends for a good laugh!
