A traveling salesman was driving down a country road when he saw a farmer standing next to a huge pig.
But what really caught his attention was that the pig had a wooden leg.
Curious, the salesman pulled over and asked, “Hey there, mister! That’s a mighty fine pig you got there, but I couldn’t help but notice… why does it have a wooden leg?”
The farmer smiled proudly. “Well, son, let me tell ya—this here’s no ordinary pig. This pig saved my life!”
The salesman raised an eyebrow. “Really?”
The farmer nodded. “Yep! One night, my house caught fire while I was sleepin’. This pig busted down the door, dragged me out, and saved my whole family!”
The salesman was impressed. “Wow! But… is that why it has a wooden leg?”
The farmer shook his head. “Nope! That ain’t all. A few weeks later, I fell into the pond and nearly drowned. This pig dived right in, pulled me to shore, and even gave me mouth-to-mouth!”
The salesman gasped. “That’s incredible! But… the wooden leg?”
The farmer smiled. “Oh, well… when you got a pig this special…”
He tipped his hat and said, “You don’t eat him all at once!”
