An elderly couple, Martha and Bert, are sitting on their porch rocking chairs, watching the sunset.

Martha turns to Bert and says, “You know, Bert, I’m proud of you. You’ve always been such a loving husband.”

Bert squints and says, “What’s that?”

Martha repeats, a little louder, “I said I’m proud of you. You’ve always been such a loving husband.”

Bert nods and says, “Well, I’m tired of you too!”

Martha huffs rolls her eyes, and mutters, “I swear, Bert, if your hearing gets any worse, I’m just going to start talking about you instead of to you.”

Bert grins and says, “Already do that, dear. You just don’t know it.”