Wife: Darling, should I get my hair cut?
Husband: Sure, go ahead and cut it.
Wife: But it took me a great deal of effort to grow it this long.
HBAgency
HBAgency
HBAgency
HBAgency
Husband: Then don’t cut it.
Wife: However, short hair is really trendy these days.
Husband: Alright, cut it.
Wife: My friends think short hair really flatters my face shape.
Husband: Fine, cut it.
Wife: But short hair can’t be tied up in a bun.
Husband: In that case, don’t cut it.
Wife: Still, I want to try something new with my hair.
Husband: Okay, cut it.
Wife: What if the hairdresser messes up my hair?
Husband: Then don’t cut it.
Wife: But I think I will cut it.
Husband: Alright, cut it.
Wife: If short hair doesn’t look good on me, you’ll be to blame.
Husband: Then don’t cut it.
Wife: On further consideration, short hair is easier to take care of.
Husband: Okay, cut it.
Wife: I hope it won’t make me look ridiculous.
Husband: Then don’t cut it.
Wife: Okay. I’ve finally made up my mind to cut my hair.
Husband: Alright, cut it.
Wife: So when are we leaving?
Husband: Then don’t cut it.
Wife: Are you okay? I was talking about going to my mother’s place.
Husband: Alright, cut it.
Wife: You don’t seem well. Are you sick?
Husband: Then don’t cut it.
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This unfortunate man (the husband) has now been admitted to a mental asylum and all he keeps repeating is “Alright, cut it” and “Then don’t cut it”.