🕊️ Story 1: “Our Rug, Our Watch… Our What?”
One day, an older nun noticed the church rugs were starting to fray. So she went to the priest and said,
“Father, I think your rugs need replacing.”
The priest smiled and replied,
“Sister, I think you’ve been here long enough to start calling it our rugs, not your rugs.”
A few days later, she noticed the church hedge had gotten a little wild. She found the priest and said,
“Father, I think… our hedge could use a trim.”
The priest grinned. “Thank you, Sister. By the way, have you seen my watch? It’s gone missing.”
She said she hadn’t, but promised to keep an eye out.
Fast forward a few days—everyone’s scrambling to get ready for the bishop’s visit. That morning, the same nun came rushing down the stairs, waving something in her hand.
“Father! Father! I found your watch!”
The bishop, just arriving, smiled and said, “How wonderful, my child. Where did you find it?”
The nun looked at him sweetly, then turned to the priest and said:
“I found it under our bed.” 😳
🕯️ Story 2: “Under the Streetlight”
One night, a man was walking home when he saw a drunk guy on all fours under a streetlamp, searching the ground.
The man asked, “Hey buddy, what are you looking for?”
“My Rolex,” the drunk slurred. “Fell off my wrist when I tripped.”
Feeling sorry for the guy, the man got down to help him search. After ten minutes of nothing, he asked,
“Exactly where did you trip?”
“Half a block that way,” the drunk replied, pointing into the dark.
The man blinked. “Then why are we looking here?”
The drunk shrugged and said,
“Because the light’s better here.” 😅
🎻 Story 3: “Leaky Logic”
A tourist was driving down a muddy backroad in Arkansas during a downpour when he spotted a man sitting on his front porch, playing a fiddle like he had all the time in the world.
The tourist called out, “Why don’t you go inside? It’s pouring!”
The fiddler said, “Can’t. Roof leaks.”
“Well, why don’t you fix it then?”
The fiddler replied, “Can’t fix it when it’s rainin’.”
“Then why don’t you fix it when it’s sunny?”
The man gave a toothy grin and said,
“Roof don’t leak when it’s sunny!” 😄
