Hilarious Short Stories That Will Make Your Day! 😂
Need a good laugh? These funny short stories will keep you entertained and put a smile on your face! Let’s dive right in.
The Difference Between Anger and Exasperation 😡😤
A young girl, working on a school paper, asked her father:
“Dad, what’s the difference between anger and exasperation?”
Her father smiled. “Let me show you.”
He picked up the phone, dialed a random number, and said,
“Hello, is Melvin there?”
The man on the other end grumbled,
“There’s no Melvin here! Check your numbers before you call!” Click!
The father turned to his daughter. “See? That was annoyance. Now, let’s take it up a notch.”
He dialed again. “Hello, is Melvin there?”
The same man yelled,
“Are you kidding me?! I JUST told you there’s no Melvin! Don’t call here again!” SLAM!
The father nodded. “That was anger. Now, let’s see exasperation.”
He dialed once more.
The furious man answered,
“WHAT DO YOU WANT?!”
The father calmly replied,
“Hey, it’s Melvin. Have there been any calls for me?” 🤣
Blonde Logic and the New Jaguar 🚗😂
Carolyn, a wealthy blonde, bought a brand-new Jaguar XKR Sport.
It drove beautifully—during the day. But every night, the car refused to move!
After struggling for a week, she called the dealership in frustration. A technician arrived, checked the car, and found nothing wrong.
So he asked, “Ma’am, are you sure you’re using the right gears?”
Carolyn rolled her eyes. “Of course! I’m not stupid! I use ‘D’ during the day and ‘N’ at night!” 🤦♂️😂
When a 4-Year-Old Signs a Paycheck ✍️😂
One day, I was about to cash my paycheck when I realized my husband hadn’t signed it.
So, I asked our 4-year-old daughter to “get Daddy’s name on the back” of the check.
She proudly returned, handed it to me, and said, “I knew his name, so I did it myself!”
On the back of the check, in big, messy letters, she had written:
D-A-D. 🤣
A Daughter’s Genius Plan to Skip School 🎒😂
My daughter hates school. One Sunday, she whined and cried, begging not to go on Monday.
Finally, at my wit’s end, I sighed and said,
“Sweetheart, it’s the law. If you don’t go to school, they’ll put Daddy in jail.”
She paused, deep in thought.
Then she asked,
“How long would you have to stay?” 🤣
Father of the Bride’s Lucky Day 💳😂
At a beautiful wedding, all eyes were on the glowing bride as her father walked her down the aisle.
Just before they reached the altar, she placed something in his hand.
Everyone leaned forward, eager to see what it was. The father looked at it, then smiled and made an announcement:
“Ladies and gentlemen, today is the luckiest day of my life!”
He raised his hand and continued:
“My daughter has finally—FINALLY—returned my credit card!” 😂
The crowd burst into laughter…
Except for the poor groom. 😅
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