Bob, a 65-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, strolls into the Country Club with a stunning 25-year-old woman by his side.
She glides into the room, turning heads with effortless grace. Every eye follows as she clings to Bob’s arm, gazing up at him like he’s the most captivating man alive.
His golf buddies nearly choke on their drinks. Dragging him aside, they whisper, “Bob… how did YOU land a woman like that?”
Bob smirks. “Land her? Fellas, meet my wife.”
Their jaws hit the floor. “Your WIFE? What sorcery did you use?”
Leaning in conspiratorially, Bob confesses: “One little white lie… about my age.”
The men exchange glances. “Ah… told her you were 50?”
Bob’s grin widens. “Nope. Told her I was 90.”
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A Young Man Asked a Rich Old Man
A young man asked a rich old man how he made his money.
“Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last $10.
I invested that $10 in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and at the end of the day, I sold the apple for $20.
The next morning, I invested that $20 in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them for $30 each.
I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I’d accumulated a fair fortune for back then…..
Then my wife’s father died and left us two $2 million dollars!”
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