An old couple, George and Martha, are sitting on their front porch rocking in their chairs, watching the sun go down like they have every evening for the past 40 years. George turns to Martha and says, “You know, Martha, I’m proud of us. All these years, through thick and …
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One night the 96-year-old draws a bath, puts his foot in, and pauses. He yells down the stairs, “Was I getting in or out of the bath?” The 94-year-old yells, “I don’t know, I’ll come up and see.” He starts up the stairs and pauses, then yells, “Was I going …
Three brothers age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together Read More
A woman walked into a pet shop and immediately noticed a large, beautiful parrot with a price tag of just $50. “Why so cheap?” she asked. The shop owner hesitated. “I’ve got to be honest with you… this parrot used to live in a b.r.o.thel. It might say some inappropriate …
A woman walked into a pet shop Read More
One evening, a husband—feeling a little too confident for his own good—decided to tease his wife. “Maybe we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast,” he chuckled. “Could take a few inches off your backside!” Cue the awkward silence. His wife, however, was not one to let such comments …
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? Harriet and Stanley vs. The Smart Home: A Hilarious Battle for Survival ? Harriet and Stanley were both pushing 90 when their tech-obsessed grandson convinced them to upgrade to a “smart home.”Lights, thermostat, even the fridge — everything was voice-activated. “Welcome to the future!” he cheered. Well… the future …
Harriet and Stanley were in their late 80s and had just moved into a new home Read More
A sweet grandmother called St. Joseph’s Hospital and, in a soft, trembling voice, asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?” The operator replied warmly, “Of course, dear. What’s the name and room number of the patient?” The grandmother hesitated slightly …
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She Thought She Caught Him Red-Handed… But Then She Read the Note! A woman, fed up with her husband coming home late night after night, decided to teach him a lesson. She left a dramatic note:“I’ve had enough. I’m leaving you. Don’t bother looking for me.” Then she hid under …
A wife cranky because her husband was late coming home again Read More
? “Sheep Fries” – A Culinary Misunderstanding A sheep farmer needed help with the not-so-pleasant job of castrating some rams. So, he hired a hardworking Frenchman who didn’t speak much English—but he got the job done. After the first day, as the Frenchman went to toss out the “leftovers,” the …
There was once a sheep farmer who needed help Read More
The Funniest Army Physical Ever ??? A rabbit, a fox, and a bear are drafted into the army—and none of them are thrilled. Their only hope? Flunking the medical exam. While waiting nervously in line, the rabbit hatches a desperate plan.“Fox,” he whispers, “bite off my ear!”The fox shrugs and …
A rabbit, a fox and a bear have to enroll in the army Read More
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor asks the first man, “What is three times three?” “274,” was his reply.The doctor says to the second man, “It’s your turn. What is three times three?” “Tuesday,” replies the second man. The doctor says to the …
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