A brand-new Husband Store just opened in New York City, where women can go to pick out the perfect husband. But there’s a catch: So, a woman enters the store, excited to find her dream man. Here’s what she sees: Floor 1 – These men have jobs.Floor 2 – These …
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Saturday morning, I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, and slipped into the garage. I hitched the boat to the van and started backing out—straight into a torrential downpour. Wind howling at 50 mph. I sighed, pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and sure enough—the …
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After 60 years of marriage, childhood sweethearts Jerry and Sally decided to celebrate by taking a stroll down memory lane—literally. Hand in hand, they walked back to their old school, the very place where their love story began. To their delight, the building was open, and inside, they found their …
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A man in New York hails a taxi for a long-distance ride across state lines. As he hops in, he carefully places a large box in the backseat. Throughout the trip, he keeps glancing at it nervously, checking on it every ten minutes. By the time they hit New Jersey, …
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An elderly couple was struggling to remember things, so they visited a doctor. The doctor advised, “Start writing things down to help you remember.” That night, the wife said, “Honey, I’d love some ice cream. Can you grab me some from the kitchen?” Her husband nodded. “Of course.” She added, …
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A man and a woman, complete strangers, find themselves sharing a sleeping car on a train. After some awkward silence, they settle in: the man takes the top bunk, and the woman claims the bottom. In the dead of night, the man wakes the woman with a soft nudge. “Sorry …
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Here’s a fun one for you: A doctor and a taxi driver are both in love with the same woman, Helen. Before the taxi driver leaves on a week-long trip, he gives Helen seven apples. But why? Think you’ve figured it out? Scroll down for the answer… ANSWER: Because an …
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Yesterday, I got a friend request from a young, attractive guy—around 19 or 20. Naturally, I was curious. Why would someone that young want to be friends with me on Facebook? So, I accepted, and he immediately started sending me private messages. He called me beautiful and asked how old …
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An elderly man calls his son and says, “Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough.” “Dad, what are you talking about?” the son screams in disbelief. “We can’t stand the sight of each other anymore,” he replies. “I’m sick of her face, and …
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Three mischievous old grannies were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home when an old grandpa walked by. One of the grandmas called out, “We bet we can guess exactly how old you are!” The old man chuckled and replied, “No way you can guess, you old fools.” One …
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