Grandma Edna went to her doctor for her annual checkup. The doctor, trying to make small talk, asked, “How are you feeling, Mrs. Edna?” “Oh, just fine, doctor! But I do have one little issue…” she said. “I seem to be passing gas a lot. It’s nothing awful, though—they’re completely …
An old woman, Grandma Edna, went to the doctor for her annual checkup. Read More
Every Sunday, little Tommy went to church with his grandma. One day, she told him it was time for his first confession. “You go into that little booth, tell the priest your sins, and he’ll forgive you,” Grandma explained. Tommy, a little nervous, stepped inside the confessional. The priest slid …
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A Rabbit Walks into a Grocery Store… A rabbit strolls into a grocery store and bangs his paws on the counter. “I’ll take a pound of carrots!” he shouts. The shopkeeper looks up, a bit startled, and says, “Sure, I’ll grab those for you. But please, no banging your paws …
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When I walked through the door, my husband greeted me with an excited smile and a sparkle in his eyes. “Darling, I’ve got a surprise for dinner tonight!” he exclaimed. Before I could even ask what it was, he blindfolded me and gently led me to my seat at the …
During lunch at work last week – Funny Read More
A little 4-year-old boy was sitting on the toilet… and he’d been in there way too long. His mom, getting worried, walked in to check on him. There he was—reading a comic book. But every 10 seconds, he’d put the book down, grip the toilet seat with one hand, and …
Innocence is Bliss! Read More
Hey, folks! Check out this hilarious and oh – so – relatable text exchange between a husband and wife. A wife shoots a text to her hubby: “Hey, don’t forget to grab some veggies on your way home from the office. And by the way, Pr1sc1lla says hello.” The husband, …
A Wife Sent A Message To Her Husband.. Read More
An 85-year-old man was cruising down the highway when he suddenly saw flashing police lights in his rearview mirror. “Not again…” he muttered. But instead of pulling over, he hit the gas! ?? 70 mph… 80 mph… 90 mph! The sirens blared louder. “PULL OVER NOW!” the officer shouted through …
An 85-year-old man was driving down the highway Read More
One evening, a little boy bursts into the living room full of guests and shouts, “MOM! I GOTTA PEE!” Embarrassed, his mom quickly pulls him aside and whispers, “Sweetie, we don’t say that. Next time, just say you need ‘to whisper’ if you have to go to the bathroom.” The …
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A brand-new Husband Store just opened in New York City, where women can go to pick out the perfect husband. But there’s a catch: So, a woman enters the store, excited to find her dream man. Here’s what she sees: Floor 1 – These men have jobs.Floor 2 – These …
The Husband Store. Read More
Saturday morning, I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, and slipped into the garage. I hitched the boat to the van and started backing out—straight into a torrential downpour. Wind howling at 50 mph. I sighed, pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and sure enough—the …
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