Eleanor had been working at the Dead Letter Office for five years, but nothing could prepare her for the letter she found one chilly December morning. It was an envelope addressed simply to “God,” written in shaky handwriting that looked like it had been penned during an earthquake. Inside, Eleanor …
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Till Death Do Us (Not Quite) Part A husband and wife were married for decades, and their arguments were the stuff of legend. Neighbors could hear them shouting late into the night, and the husband had a favorite threat: “When I die, I’ll dig my way out of the grave …
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The Fabulous Flight Attendant and the Princess So, I was on this flight, and the flight attendant—who was fabulous, by the way—was really living his best life. He was serving food and drinks with flair, practically strutting down the aisle like he was on a runway. He had the whole …
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Here’s a collection of funny stories that will have you chuckling all day. Ready? Let’s dive in! The Farting Dilemma: A 90-year-old woman walks into the doctor’s office. She says, “Doctor, I can’t stop farting! They don’t smell and they’re silent, but it’s driving me crazy!” The doctor gives her …
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Here are a few hilarious tales that are guaranteed to make you chuckle: The Coffee Conundrum: Two old ladies visit their friend Mary. They sit down, chat for a while, and then Mary suddenly says, “Oh, how foolish of me! I haven’t even offered you coffee!” She gets up to …
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An elderly couple had been married for 50 years. Every single morning, without fail, the husband would let out a massive fart as soon as he got out of bed—and then laugh like a maniac. Every time, his wife would shake her head and say, “One of these days, you’re …
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Three men in a nursing home were having a lively discussion about getting older. “Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60-year-old. “You’re always feeling like you have to pee, and when you get to the toilet, you stand there and nothing happens!” The 70-year-old chuckled and said, …
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So, Little Johnny lets one rip in class, and his teacher is not having it. She kicks him out in a flash! Johnny heads outside, but he can’t stop laughing. The principal strolls by, sees him sitting there, and asks, “Johnny, why are you sitting outside laughing?” Johnny replies, “I …
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Every year without fail, George made sure to schedule his annual check-up. He was proud of how fit and healthy he stayed by walking around the neighborhood—although, let’s be honest, age had taken a bit of a toll on his eyesight. After his appointment, George sat down with his doctor, …
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An old, worn-out dog wandered into a man’s yard one afternoon. The dog looked well-cared-for, with a shiny collar and a full belly, which suggested he had a loving home. The dog calmly walked up to the man, who gently patted his head. Then, without hesitation, the dog followed the …
An old, tired-looking dog wandered into a man’s yard. Read More