After a long and exhausting day, a young woman finally found her seat on the train, hoping for a peaceful ride home. She closed her eyes, ready to rest and unwind. But her peaceful moment was short-lived. The man sitting next to her pulled out his phone and started talking …
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An old farmer was known for being extremely smart and witty. One day, a young lawyer from the city decided to challenge him. “Old man,” the lawyer said, “I bet you can’t answer all my questions. If I ask you something you can’t answer, I’ll pay you $100. But if …
An old farmer was known for being extremely smart and witty. Read More
The clerk glanced over her paperwork and said, “Ma’am, I see here that you haven’t had a single traffic violation in 65 years! That’s truly impressive!” Doris smiled proudly. “That’s right, young man! I’ve been driving since I was 20, and not once have I been pulled over, had an …
An 85-year-old woman named Doris went to the DMV to renew her driver’s license. Read More
A guy from New Jersey went hunting one day in New York and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn’t like people from New Jersey. The game …
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A general visits an army hospital to check on the conditions and inspire the troops. Its WW III, trench warfare is living hell, and the men could really use some inspiration. The general starts talking to the wounded soldiers. He goes up to the first man and says: “What brings …
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She scanned the bus for a seat, but the vehicle was packed. Her eyes landed on a young man sitting comfortably near the front. He was engrossed in his phone, with headphones in. Doris tapped him gently on the knee with her cane. The young man looked up. “Yes?” Doris …
An elderly woman named Doris boarded a crowded city bus, holding a cane in one hand and a large shopping bag in the other. Read More
A wife had been asking her husband to fix a few things around the house. One day, she complained, “Honey, the grass is way too high. Can you cut it?” The husband, looking frustrated, replied, “What do I look like to you? A landscaper?” The next day, the sink started …
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Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the sea, this captain and his crew were always in danger of being boarded by pirates from a pirate ship. One day while they were sailing, they saw that a pirate ship had sent a boarding party to try and board their ship. The …
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In a sun-dappled Florida mobile home park, two longtime neighbors—a silver-haired widower and a widow with a penchant for floral dresses—found themselves sharing a table at the weekly community potluck. As meatloaf and mashed potatoes were passed around, he sneaked glances at her crinkled smile. By dessert time, bolstered by …
An elderly widower and a widow who had known each other for many years. Read More
A man named Jack walks into Bob’s Stables to buy a new horse. “Listen here,” says Bob, the owner. “I have exactly the horse you are looking for. The only thing is he was trained by an interesting guy. He doesn’t stop and goes the usual way. The way to …
A man named Jack walks into Bob’s Stables to buy a new horse. Read More