? “Sheep Fries” – A Culinary Misunderstanding A sheep farmer needed help with the not-so-pleasant job of castrating some rams. So, he hired a hardworking Frenchman who didn’t speak much English—but he got the job done. After the first day, as the Frenchman went to toss out the “leftovers,” the …
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The Funniest Army Physical Ever ??? A rabbit, a fox, and a bear are drafted into the army—and none of them are thrilled. Their only hope? Flunking the medical exam. While waiting nervously in line, the rabbit hatches a desperate plan.“Fox,” he whispers, “bite off my ear!”The fox shrugs and …
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Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor asks the first man, “What is three times three?” “274,” was his reply.The doctor says to the second man, “It’s your turn. What is three times three?” “Tuesday,” replies the second man. The doctor says to the …
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☁️ When You Realize Heaven Was Just One Cheat Day Away… An 85-year-old couple, married nearly 60 years, tragically passed in a car accident and arrived at the Pearly Gates together. Thanks to the wife’s obsession with kale, yoga, and everything gluten-free, they were in tip-top shape right up to …
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?️ Story 1: “Our Rug, Our Watch… Our What?” One day, an older nun noticed the church rugs were starting to fray. So she went to the priest and said,“Father, I think your rugs need replacing.” The priest smiled and replied,“Sister, I think you’ve been here long enough to start …
At a small parish in rural England Read More
✈️ “BOEING! BOEING!”—A Blonde’s First Flight Adventure A sweet, bubbly blonde was taking her very first flight ever—a dream come true! She was so excited to be on a real Boeing 747 that she couldn’t help herself. She ran up and down the aisle, shouting joyfully: “BOEING! BOEING! BOEING!” The …
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The driver of the Yugo rolls down his window and shouts to the driver of the Rolls, “Hey, buddy, that’s a nice car. You got a phone in your Rolls? I’ve got one in my Yugo!” The driver of Rolls looks over and says simply, “Yes I have a phone.” …
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. Read More
A mother-in-law stopped by the recently married couple’s house unexpectedly. She rang the doorbell and stepped inside, where she saw her daughter-in-law standing without clothes by the door. “What are you doing?” she asked. “I’m waiting for my husband to come home from work,” the daughter-in-law answered. “But you’re without …
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Mr. Johnson ducked his head to avoid hitting the overhead bins as he shuffled down the narrow airplane aisle. At 6’5″, he’d paid extra for this aisle seat—his knees already protesting at the thought of being crammed into a tighter space. But when he reached row 23, his stomach sank. …
Mr. Johnson boarded his flight to New York City and approached the aisle seat he had booked. Read More
A woman shopping at a grocery store found herself following an elderly gentleman and his energetic 3-year-old grandson. The child was a bundle of noise and demands, screaming for candy in the sweets aisle, cookies in the snack aisle, and throwing tantrums over fruit, cereal, and soda in other aisles. …
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