The first woman sighs and says, “Last night, my husband told me he was going to his office. But when I called, they said he wasn’t there!” The second woman shakes her head and adds, “Same here! My husband said he was heading to his brother’s house, but when I …
Three women are sitting in a beauty parlor, chatting about their husbands. Read More
My spouse and I went through the Burger Barn drive-thru, and I handed the cashier a $10 bill. Our total was $8.75, so I added a quarter. She looked puzzled and said, “You gave me too much.” I explained, “Yes, but this way you can just give me $2 back.” …
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A Lawyer and His Unconventional Bride A lawyer married a woman who had previously been divorced ten times. On their wedding night, she turned to her new husband and said, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.” The groom, puzzled, asked, “How is that possible after ten marriages?” She sighed …
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A frail, silver-haired lady shuffled into the grocery store, her walker rattling against the linoleum. She plucked four cans of cat food from the shelf and tottered toward the checkout. “Sorry, ma’am,” the cashier said, eyeing her suspiciously. “Policy says I need proof you have a cat before selling this. …
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The pastor had a small kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard and became too scared to come down. He tried everything to coax the kitten down—calling its name, offering treats, and even tempting it with a bowl of warm milk—but the kitten just stayed up there, wide-eyed …
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The rain was pouring down. And there, standing in front of a big puddle outside the pub, was an old Irishman, drenched, holding a stick, with a piece of string dangling in the water. A passer-by stopped and asked, “What are you doing?” “Fishing,” replied the old man. Feeling sorry …
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Elsie, an elderly lady, was patiently waiting to park in a spot when a young man in his brand new red BMW zipped around her and claimed the space she had been eyeing. Fuming, Elsie approached the young fellow and, with a forced smile, said, “I was about to park …
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I patted my pockets. No keys. Panic set in. Then it hit me—I must’ve left them in the car! Heart pounding, I bolted to the parking lot. My husband always scolds me for leaving my keys in the ignition, saying, “One day, someone’s gonna steal that car!” Well… guess what? …
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The Daddy Of All Turnarounds Our fast food place asks for your name when taking an order so they can yell it out when your food is ready. One particular customer, a dude in his forties wearing camo, decided to abuse the rule. When asked, he told the cashier his …
Our fast food place asks for your name when taking an order so they can yell it out when your food is ready. One particular customer, a dude in his forties wearing camo, decided to abuse the rule. When asked, he told the cashier his name was ‘Daddy’. Read More
A woman asks her husband at breakfast time,“Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?” He declines. “Thanks for asking, but I’m not hungry right now.It’s this Viagra,” he says. “It’s really taken the edge off my appetite.” At lunchtime, …
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