A blonde woman was driving about two hours outside of San Diego when she noticed a man waving her down on the side of the road. His truck had broken down, and as she pulled over, he approached her car. “Are you heading to San Diego?” he asked. “Sure am!” …
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A mother-in-law wanted to test her three sons-in-law to see how kind-hearted they were. She devised a simple plan. First, she went for a walk by the river with the eldest son-in-law. Suddenly, she jumped into the water, pretending to drown. The first son-in-law immediately jumped in and rescued her. …
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While on a road trip, an elderly couple decided to stop at a roadside diner for lunch. After finishing their meal, they got back in the car and resumed their journey. It wasn’t until they had been driving for about forty minutes that the elderly woman realized she had left …
While on a road trip, an elderly couple decided to stop at a roadside diner for lunch. Read More
An 82-year-old husband and his 80-year-old wife went to a restaurant for breakfast, where the ‘seniors’ special’ included two eggs, bacon, hash browns, and toast for $2.99. “That sounds good,” said the wife. “Only, I don’t want the eggs,” the husband added. The waitress frowned. “If you skip the eggs, …
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One evening, not long after their honeymoon, he was busy organizing his golf equipment. His wife stood nearby, quietly observing him. After a lengthy silence, she finally spoke: “Tim, I’ve been thinking. Now that we’re married, maybe it’s time you gave up golfing. You spend so much time at it, …
Tim decided to marry his long-time girlfriend. Read More
Four retired old men are walking down a street in Cook town. They turned a corner and saw a sign for Old timer’s Bar – all drinks 10 cents! They look at each other and then walk in because they think this is too good to be true. The old …
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A 16-year-old came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream, “Where did the car come from?” He calmly told them, “I bought it today.” “With what money? his parents asked. “We know what a Porsche costs.” “Well,” the boy said, “this one cost me fifteen …
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There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs. One day someone went to the farm and asked the farmer, “What do you use to feed your pigs?” “Well, I give them acorn, corn, and things like that. Why?” “Because I’m from the Animals Protection Association and I think …
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A 72-year-old man named Mark wanted to spend the weekend away from his family, so he decided to rent a cabin upstate and spend the mini-vacation fishing. He loves to fish because it helps to relax his nerves. Early on Saturday morning, the man got into the water with his …
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A 90 – year – old gentleman named George went for his annual physical examination. 90-year-old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr. Darns said, “George, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace …
90-year-old George went for his annual physical. Read More