An 85-year-old man named Edward went to the doctor to have his hearing checked. The doctor examined him and said, “Great news! We’ve got a new, state-of-the-art hearing aid that will restore your hearing to full capacity.” Edward was overjoyed. “That sounds amazing, doctor! How does it work?” The doctor …
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As they waited, his mum leaned down and whispered, “When we get on the bus, I’ll buy a ticket for myself. If the driver asks, tell him you’re 5 so I don’t have to pay for you.” Johnny nodded, though he didn’t fully understand why this was necessary. When the …
One day, Johnny, a bright 6-year-old, was standing at the bus stop with his mum. Read More
A man owned a small ranch in Montana. The Montana Workforce Department received a complaint that he wasn’t paying his workers proper wages, so they sent an agent to investigate. “I need a list of your employees and their wages,” the agent demanded. “Well,” the rancher replied, “I have my …
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Bob, a 65-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, strolls into the Country Club with a stunning 25-year-old woman by his side. She glides into the room, turning heads with effortless grace. Every eye follows as she clings to Bob’s arm, gazing up at him like he’s the most captivating man alive. His …
Bob, a 65-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, strolls into the Country Club with a stunning 25-year-old woman by his side. Read More
After a long and exhausting day, a young woman finally found her seat on the train, hoping for a peaceful ride home. She closed her eyes, ready to rest and unwind. But her peaceful moment was short-lived. The man sitting next to her pulled out his phone and started talking …
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An old farmer was known for being extremely smart and witty. One day, a young lawyer from the city decided to challenge him. “Old man,” the lawyer said, “I bet you can’t answer all my questions. If I ask you something you can’t answer, I’ll pay you $100. But if …
An old farmer was known for being extremely smart and witty. Read More
The clerk glanced over her paperwork and said, “Ma’am, I see here that you haven’t had a single traffic violation in 65 years! That’s truly impressive!” Doris smiled proudly. “That’s right, young man! I’ve been driving since I was 20, and not once have I been pulled over, had an …
An 85-year-old woman named Doris went to the DMV to renew her driver’s license. Read More
A guy from New Jersey went hunting one day in New York and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn’t like people from New Jersey. The game …
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A general visits an army hospital to check on the conditions and inspire the troops. Its WW III, trench warfare is living hell, and the men could really use some inspiration. The general starts talking to the wounded soldiers. He goes up to the first man and says: “What brings …
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She scanned the bus for a seat, but the vehicle was packed. Her eyes landed on a young man sitting comfortably near the front. He was engrossed in his phone, with headphones in. Doris tapped him gently on the knee with her cane. The young man looked up. “Yes?” Doris …
An elderly woman named Doris boarded a crowded city bus, holding a cane in one hand and a large shopping bag in the other. Read More