A wife had been asking her husband to fix a few things around the house. One day, she complained, “Honey, the grass is way too high. Can you cut it?” The husband, looking frustrated, replied, “What do I look like to you? A landscaper?” The next day, the sink started …
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Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the sea, this captain and his crew were always in danger of being boarded by pirates from a pirate ship. One day while they were sailing, they saw that a pirate ship had sent a boarding party to try and board their ship. The …
The Red Shirt Read More
In a sun-dappled Florida mobile home park, two longtime neighbors—a silver-haired widower and a widow with a penchant for floral dresses—found themselves sharing a table at the weekly community potluck. As meatloaf and mashed potatoes were passed around, he sneaked glances at her crinkled smile. By dessert time, bolstered by …
An elderly widower and a widow who had known each other for many years. Read More
A man named Jack walks into Bob’s Stables to buy a new horse. “Listen here,” says Bob, the owner. “I have exactly the horse you are looking for. The only thing is he was trained by an interesting guy. He doesn’t stop and goes the usual way. The way to …
A man named Jack walks into Bob’s Stables to buy a new horse. Read More
A boy, his father, and his mother are having dinner, but the boy refuses to eat his broccoli. “Eat your broccoli!” says the mother. “No!” the boy shouts defiantly. The father leans in, whispers something in the boy’s ear, and just like that, the boy gulps down his broccoli and …
A boy, his father, and his mother are having dinner, but the boy refuses to eat his broccoli. Read More
Two eager fishermen embarked on a much – anticipated fishing expedition. They go all out, renting everything they could possibly need: reels, rods, wading suits, a rowboat, a car, and even a cozy cabin in the woods. The whole venture costs them a small fortune. On the first day, they …
Two enthusiastic fishermen set off on a long-awaited fishing trip. Read More
Marie and Edith, two elderly friends, were out for a drive. Both struggled to see over the dashboard, but that didn’t stop their journey. As they approached an intersection, the light turned red—but Marie cruised right through. Edith, sitting in the passenger seat, thought to herself, *“Am I imagining things? …
Two Elderly Women and a Wild Ride Read More
An elderly couple strolled back into a Mercedes dealership, their eyes set on the luxury car they had been saving up for. But as they approached, their hearts sank—the car they wanted was no longer on display. The elderly man walked up to the grinning salesman and said, “I thought …
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A blonde woman was driving about two hours outside of San Diego when she noticed a man waving her down on the side of the road. His truck had broken down, and as she pulled over, he approached her car. “Are you heading to San Diego?” he asked. “Sure am!” …
A blonde woman was driving about two hours outside of San Diego Read More
A mother-in-law wanted to test her three sons-in-law to see how kind-hearted they were. She devised a simple plan. First, she went for a walk by the river with the eldest son-in-law. Suddenly, she jumped into the water, pretending to drown. The first son-in-law immediately jumped in and rescued her. …
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