Little Johnny failed his math test dismally. His mark was so bad, that his teacher called home to talk to his father. When he returned home that afternoon, his father was standing crossly in the doorway. “Why did you fail your math test?” he asked. Little Johnny shrugged and said: …
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Three elderly men are at the doctor’s office for a memory test. The doctor asks the first man, “What is three times three?” The man thought for a moment and answered, “274.” The doctor rolls his eyes looks up at the ceiling, and says to the second man, “It’s your …
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A young woman brings home her fiancé to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiancé to his study for a drink. “So what are your plans?” the father asks the young man. “I am a …
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A 15-year-old Amish boy and his father were in a shopping mall. They were stunned by almost everything they saw, especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The Amish boy asked, “What is this Father?” The father (who had never seen …
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An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City Building. When a young and beautiful woman walks into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly: “Ralph Lauren’s “Romance”, $150 an ounce! ” Then another young and …
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In the day when an ice cream sundae cost much less, a 10 year-old boy entered a hotel coffee shop and sat at a table. A waitress put a glass of water in front of him. “How much is an ice cream sundae?” he asked. “Fifty cents,” replied the waitress. …
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They sometimes shipped empty boxes without the bar inside. This challenged their perceived quality with the buyers and distributors. Understanding how important these relationships were, the CEO of the company assembled his top people. Six months and $8 million later, they had a fantastic solution – on time, on budget, …
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A group of 40-year-old mates discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the waitresses there had low cut blouses and were very young. 10 years later at 50 years of age, the group once again …
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A small boy named Hameed lived in a village in Morocco. None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him: “You are driving me crazy Hameed!” One day Hameed’s mother came into school to check on how he was doing. …
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A businessman was standing at the end of the pier in a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellow fin tuna. The businessman complimented the fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long …
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