It’s the most expensive car in the world, and he wants to show it off, so he takes it out for a spin. At the first stoplight, an ancient Moped pulls up next to him. The elderly cyclist stares at the sleek, shiny surface of the automobile and asks, “What …
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George and his wife, Martha, decided to take a road trip across the state to visit their grandchildren. George, a bit old – fashioned, had finally agreed to use a GPS for the journey, much to Martha’s relief. As they set off, the GPS’s robotic voice chirped, “Turn left in …
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Edna always replied, “I know Buddy, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks.” One year Buddy and Edna went to the fair, and Buddy said, “Edna, I’m 85 years old. If I don’t ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.” To this, …
JOKE OF THE DAY: Buddy and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year, and every year Buddy would say, “Edna, I’d like to ride in that helicopter.” Read More
A traveling salesman was driving down a country road when he saw a farmer standing next to a huge pig. But what really caught his attention was that the pig had a wooden leg. Curious, the salesman pulled over and asked, “Hey there, mister! That’s a mighty fine pig you …
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Bob had a habit of enjoying his evenings a bit too much, and one night was no exception. He stumbled into bed late, slipping in quietly beside his peacefully sleeping wife. Unbeknownst to him, the night held more surprises than he could ever imagine. As dawn broke, Bob didn’t wake …
Bob comes home drunk one night, slids into bed beside wife Read More
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced five husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.” “What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if you’ve been married five times?” “Well, Husband 1 was a sales representative; he …
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Three Scots and three Irishmen are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three Irishmen each buy tickets and watch as the three Scots buy only a single ticket. “How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?” asks an Irishman. “Watch and you’ll see,” …
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The Marine Shares A Room By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. “You’ve got to have a room somewhere,” he pleaded. “Or just a bed, I don’t care where.” “Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, a Navy guy,” …
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A policeman was interrogating 3 guys who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first guys a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?” The first guy answers, “That’s easy, we’ll …
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A woman walks into Cabela’s to buy a fishing rod and reel for her son’s birthday. Not knowing a thing about fishing gear, she randomly picks one and heads to the counter. The clerk behind the register is wearing dark glasses. She approaches him and asks, “Excuse me, sir. Can …
A woman walks into Cabela’s to buy a fishing rod and reel Read More