One sunny afternoon, Sarah came home with a huge smile on her face. She rushed to find her husband, Tom, who was in the living room reading the newspaper. “Tom, remember those awful headaches I’ve been dealing with for years?” she exclaimed. “Well, they’re completely gone!” Tom looked up, surprised. …
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Teacher: “Johnny, if I gave you two cats, then another two, and another two, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven!” Teacher: “No, listen carefully. 2 + 2 + 2 equals…?” Johnny: “Seven!” The teacher sighs, rubbing her temples. Teacher: “Let’s try it this way. If I gave you two …
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The Duck Rule in Heaven ? Three guys die in an accident and arrive at the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter greets them with a single rule: ? **”Welcome to heaven. Just one thing—DO NOT STEP ON THE DUCKS!” Sounds easy enough, right? Wrong. Heaven is crawling with ducks. Everywhere. …
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An older woman was flying down the highway when she noticed flashing lights in her rearview mirror. Uh-oh… ? Officer: “Ma’am, do you know why I pulled you over?”? Older Woman: “Is there a problem, Officer?”? “Yes, ma’am. You were speeding. Can I see your license, please?”? “I’d give it …
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A professor sits next to a farmer on a long train ride. Bored, he decides to challenge the farmer to a game. Professor: “Let’s play a little quiz. I’ll ask you a question. If you don’t know the answer, you give me $5. Then you ask me a question. If …
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Southern Charm at Its Finest Two Southern belles—one from Mississippi, the other from Texas—sat rocking on the porch of a grand white-columned mansion. The Mississippi woman sighed dreamily. “When my first child was born, my husband built me this beautiful mansion.” The Texas woman smiled politely. “Well, isn’t that nice?” …
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Why a 65-Year-Old Woman Started Swimming A 65-year-old woman suddenly ditched her usual bingo nights and took up swimming. Everyone was curious. “Why the sudden change?” they asked. With a tired sigh, she explained, “Every time my son and daughter-in-law argue, she asks him, ‘If your mom and I were …
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An executive was interviewing a nervous young blonde for a position at his company. Wanting to get a feel for her personality, he asked: ? “If you could have a conversation with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?” Without missing a beat, she confidently replied: ? “The living …
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One evening, while a mother was in the kitchen preparing dinner, her little boy walked up to her, holding a piece of paper he’d been working on. She dried her hands on her apron, then unfolded the paper to read what he had written: For cutting the grass: $5.00For cleaning …
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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead: A Hilarious Island Adventure! Picture this: A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded on a deserted island. After weeks of surviving on nothing but coconuts and fish, they stumble upon a magical lamp. Naturally, they give it a rub, and out …
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded on a deserted island. Read More